House rules
What counts
A dive here is a bar first. Drinks are ordinary. The room is a little worn. Regulars outrank a reservation app. You can show up looking like yourself.
This directory is not for:
- Velvet-rope cocktail palaces
- Hotel bars that charge downtown rent for an old-fashioned
- Sports-betting warehouses with 40 televisions and a dress code
- Brand-new rooms styled to look dirty
Honky-tonks, cash-only strip-club basements, and 24-hour corner bars can all qualify if they still work as neighborhood rooms. We would rather miss a borderline spot than stretch the word.
Closed rooms are not listed as open. When a dive is gone for good, it moves to the Hall of Fame.
How to spot a real dive bar applies these rules, with a dive-washed detector and catalog examples.